michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

(Source: downtomarsgal)

Tonight was lovely!
I absolutely adore my girl friends, but I didn’t realise how much I’ve missed the ‘lads nights’ I feel like I’m 16 again!

'I don't care how gayyyyy this sounds but I'm going to bed with a smile on my face tonight, you've made me happy!'

Well that’s the cutest thing anyone’s ever said to me, awh!